It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
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Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
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New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
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