those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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