I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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