doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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