Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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