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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??

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  no.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  no you cant smoke seaweed

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• (713): View more from Texas

  woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night

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• (760): View more from California

  We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I can't believe he would be such an ass

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  Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.

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• (916): View more from California

  I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.

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• (408): View more from California

  I can't trust your balls anymore.

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