doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
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Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
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We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
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It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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