Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
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and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
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I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.