We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
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Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
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I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts