We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
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my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
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You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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