I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
It's shark week go big or go home
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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