weddingsv make me drug and hornr
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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