Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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