Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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