yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
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I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
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I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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