McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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