I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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