and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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