Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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