i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
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I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
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I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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