The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
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his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
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Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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