Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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