It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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