hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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