Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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