With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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