did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
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We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
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There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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