i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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