would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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