Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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