Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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