The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
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Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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