I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
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You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
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I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
You left your phone here
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