you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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