Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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