is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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