Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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