She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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