i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
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it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
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He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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