It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
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Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
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I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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