I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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