if you like me you must not know who I am
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
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He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
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When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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