Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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