He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
