Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
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