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I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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