That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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