my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
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