I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
We are all done wearing pants today
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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