is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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