my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
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I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
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I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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