bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
My underwear smells like fireworks.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
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so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
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You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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