I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
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The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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