Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
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when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
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Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Everyone says I win the strip club
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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