Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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