I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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